Showing posts with label English sms Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English sms Jokes. Show all posts

New Nice Facebook Wedding SMS-Sway Pashto Poetry of All Time

May 5, 2011

New Facebook Wedding Style

 Molvi : Do you agree to change your facebook status from single to Married

Boy : Yes,Yes,Yes

Girl : Yes,Yes,Yes

Molvi ; You are now Husband and Wife
You may now upload your wedding Pictures,and do Tag me.

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Yu mashoom da khpl plar da wada video kata
Mashoom : Baba za bo hum khpl wada k dasay damay gadom

Plar :  Da khar bachiya da day troryane di

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Tash pa kato ao pa khanda Janana hees na k gi

Shonday chay Shonday Zakhmi na kri Hagha meena na da

Latest Funny sms(messegoona) , English Sms-Jokes-One liner

April 2, 2011

A husband ---- what is left of the Lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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Don't marry for money- you can borrow it cheaper

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There is always a drive slow board near boys schools.but not  near girls college
Why?

because vehicles automatically go slow
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Whenever i find key to success,someone changes the Lock

Ultra best sms-jokes:.loving nice jokes

February 11, 2011

Ultra-Best sms-Jokes n Advice

Married men live longer than single men do
but a married men are alot more willing to die.


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Always borrow money from a pessimist
He won't expect it Back

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Don't be rushed.When things are unclear
it's best to stop and ask Questions.
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it matters not whether you win or lose:
what matters is whether i win or lose.
 

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