Latest Funny sms(messegoona) , English Sms-Jokes-One liner

April 2, 2011

A husband ---- what is left of the Lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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Don't marry for money- you can borrow it cheaper

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There is always a drive slow board near boys schools.but not  near girls college
Why?

because vehicles automatically go slow
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Whenever i find key to success,someone changes the Lock

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