Mazaeya-Funny Sms !

1 Admi gehri soch m ja raha tha Achank kisi ki Awaz ai

Ruk Jao Wo Ruk gya

Uper se Pathar gir raha tha agr wo na Rukta to Pathar us k sar pe lg jata

Wo phir chalta raha Road cross kerne laga k phir kisi ne zor se Awaz di

Ruk Jao Wo Ruk gya

Road pe 1 Car tezi se guzri wo baal baal bach gya

Wo Chillaya Kon ho Tum

Awaz ai k mein Tumhen Musibat se Bachane wala Farishta hun

Wo phir Chillaya

Tum us waqt kahan the jb Main shaadi kar  raha tha?

teacher and student mazahiya sms message joke

1 din master clas k 1 bchy ka lunch kha gya.

master:beta tm ghr ja kr mra naam to ni btao ge?

Bacha masomiat se: master je ma kahonga k mra lunch kutta kha gya.

Student and teacher naughty sms joke

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he.

Me aapko kesa lagta hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me apne

ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo hamari baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas hai.

Bacha:

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Tution parhane k liye. miss,  ap b na Qasam se..:-)

pashto urdu mix mazahiya sms message joke

Ek topi bechney wala darakht k nichey aram kr rha tha k achanak kuch bandar uski topiyan utha kr ley gaaye

Usey apney dada ki suni hui kahani yaad aayi or us ney apni 1 topi utha kr phenk di.

1 bndar aya, us topi ko uthaya or ek Thappar mar k bola

"Sta sa khyal de wale moong ta jor Dada Qise na kai sa

urd mazahiya sms message joke

Panjabi:

yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya

2nd Panjabi:

kiya likha tha?

panjubi:

battery low

2nd Panjubi: mujhe send kar sab ko daraon ga.