Mazaeya-Funny Sms !

1 Admi gehri soch m ja raha tha Achank kisi ki Awaz ai

Ruk Jao Wo Ruk gya

Uper se Pathar gir raha tha agr wo na Rukta to Pathar us k sar pe lg jata

Wo phir chalta raha Road cross kerne laga k phir kisi ne zor se Awaz di

Ruk Jao Wo Ruk gya

Road pe 1 Car tezi se guzri wo baal baal bach gya

Wo Chillaya Kon ho Tum

Awaz ai k mein Tumhen Musibat se Bachane wala Farishta hun

Wo phir Chillaya

Tum us waqt kahan the jb Main shaadi kar  raha tha?

teacher and student mazahiya sms message joke

1 din master clas k 1 bchy ka lunch kha gya.

master:beta tm ghr ja kr mra naam to ni btao ge?

Bacha masomiat se: master je ma kahonga k mra lunch kutta kha gya.

Student and teacher naughty sms joke

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he.

Me aapko kesa lagta hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me apne

ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo hamari baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas hai.

Bacha:

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Tution parhane k liye. miss,  ap b na Qasam se..:-)

pashto urdu mix mazahiya sms message joke

Ek topi bechney wala darakht k nichey aram kr rha tha k achanak kuch bandar uski topiyan utha kr ley gaaye

Usey apney dada ki suni hui kahani yaad aayi or us ney apni 1 topi utha kr phenk di.

1 bndar aya, us topi ko uthaya or ek Thappar mar k bola

"Sta sa khyal de wale moong ta jor Dada Qise na kai sa

urd mazahiya sms message joke

Panjabi:

yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya

2nd Panjabi:

kiya likha tha?

panjubi:

battery low

2nd Panjubi: mujhe send kar sab ko daraon ga.

mazahiya urdu mobile sms message joke

Car Se Choza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya

Admi Chozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Men Bund Ker dia

Choza Jaga to Bola:Haye ALLAH JAIL HO GAI

Lagta Ha Driver Marr Gya,

Asif ali zaradi very fuuny sms joke

Aksar log sMs k zariye zardari  ki Bezati karte hn,

Ye bat thek nahi Ap logon ko sochna chahiye k wo Kamina Mulk ka leader hai,

Us Begherat ki b koi Izat hai,

Us Kutte ko Gali na diya kro,

Wo Zaleel insaan hamara Sadar hai, Uss Haramkhor ki Izzat karo,

Wada karo sMs aage send karo ge na.

urdu Chooha our Hathi fuuny sms joke

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

 Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira 

Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola Daba k rakh salay ko MAin b aata hon.

Urdu Funny Sms -Unmarried and Married Shakhs Mian Farq

Unmarried shakhs: ghar se nikaltay huay!

Ya allah apnay hifz,o aman mae rakna.

Ghar atay huay:ya allah tera shukar!

Aur shadi shuda : ghar se nikaltay huay.

Ya allah tera shukar.

Ghar k andar jatay huay,

ya allah apnay hifz,o aman mae rakna! :-)

Pashto very funny sms joke about Buneri

Yo Buneri ID Card joro, Nadra officer te tapos woko ve
Date of birth di sa dy?
Buneri wrta v
hagha zma hes na dy zamung khplwan za tol pejnm

Urdu funny Teacher and Student SMS Joke

Teacher :Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?
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Student:
Oxygen, chlorine, florine, bromeen,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, parveen & yasmeen!;

New best Sadar Zardari Funny SMS joke

Arab mulk mein
1 Japani
1 Indian aur
1 Pakistani ko
10 koron ki saza hue
Marney se pehle 1-1 wish pouchi gae
Japani: Meri peath per 1 takiya bandha Jaye
Indian: Meri peath per 2 takiye bandhey Jaein
Pakistani ko 2 wish mileen Q k woh muslim tha
Pakistani: Mujhe 500 koray marey Jaein woh B tail main bigho bigho ker
Arabi:
Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
Pakistani:
Dosuri wish B tou suno
Arabi: Batao?
Pakistani:
Meri peath pe zrdari ko bandha Jaye..:-P

Pathan or angrez Most funny SMS joke

Pathan or angrez 'AAM' ka rahy te.

ANGREZ se PTHAN K kapro par 'AAM'gir gaya.

ANGREZ:"Am sorry."

PATHAN:"AAM soray na wo,khula de sorai wa tabah she 

Ahmad Faraz Urdu Funny SmS Shayari

Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kr Daku Ban gaya

Daketi krne 1 bank gaya or kaha Arz kiya hai:

Takdeer me jo hai wohi Milega,

HandsUp! Koi apni Jaga se nahi Hilega

Funny Sms :On Valentine's Day 2012, Funny Marriage Proposal !PTI

Other Post Valentine Day : Valentine's Day Gifts ! Hearts & Flowers

Urdu Sms!-Fikray Urdu Sms Funny Picture:

Funny Text Messages-sms(Special), sms of Friendship

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Yeh jo haseeno k baal hothay hai

larkhon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai na janne kitno

ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

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Muskura do zara khuda k vastay

shama mehfil mai roshni kam hai

tum hamaray nahi tho kia gham hai

ham tumharay tho hai yeh kia kam hai

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Teri yad mai ham nay qalam utai,liya paper

oar tasveer apki banai

socha tha k usko dil say laga kar rakhegne

magar vo to bacho ko dranne ke kaam aayi

Best Inspirational Quotes-Mobile Sms,Funny(Mazaeya Sms)

All birds find shelter during a rain

but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds

problems are common,but attitude makes the difference

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FANTASTIC SMS in Cell Phones

Dear Mother in law

don't teach me how to handle my children

i am living with one of yours

and

she needs a lot of improvement

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Khamosh bethtay hai tho loag kehtay hai k odasi achi nahi

zara sa hans lein tho loag muskaranay ki waja pooch laithay hai

Latest Funny sms(messegoona) , English Sms-Jokes-One liner

A husband ---- what is left of the Lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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Don't marry for money- you can borrow it cheaper

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There is always a drive slow board near boys schools.but not  near girls college

Why?

because vehicles automatically go slow

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Whenever i find key to success,someone changes the Lock

Funny iest Sms On Web - Teacher/Student Gufthagoo

Teacher : why is 14th November called "Children Day"




Student : Because it is exactly 9 Months after "Valentine's Day"