mazahiya urdu mobile sms message joke

Car Se Choza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya

Admi Chozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Men Bund Ker dia

Choza Jaga to Bola:Haye ALLAH JAIL HO GAI

Lagta Ha Driver Marr Gya,

Asif ali zaradi very fuuny sms joke

Aksar log sMs k zariye zardari  ki Bezati karte hn,

Ye bat thek nahi Ap logon ko sochna chahiye k wo Kamina Mulk ka leader hai,

Us Begherat ki b koi Izat hai,

Us Kutte ko Gali na diya kro,

Wo Zaleel insaan hamara Sadar hai, Uss Haramkhor ki Izzat karo,

Wada karo sMs aage send karo ge na.

urdu Chooha our Hathi fuuny sms joke

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

 Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira 

Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola Daba k rakh salay ko MAin b aata hon.

Motivational 2 line urdu sms shayari

Wahi mehfooz rakhy ga mery ghar ko balaa'on sy

jo barish main shajar sy ghonsla girny nahin daita

Dosti shayari- Meri DOSTi Ko DiL Me Chupa Lena

Meri DOSTi Ko DiL Me Chupa Lena,

Meri YAAD Me Chup Chup Kr Aansu Baha Lena,

Aj Hojaye Agar BARiSH,

To,KHUDA K Wastay

Aj "TUM" Zaroor NAHA" Lena