Pashto very funny sms joke about Buneri

Yo Buneri ID Card joro, Nadra officer te tapos woko ve
Date of birth di sa dy?
Buneri wrta v
hagha zma hes na dy zamung khplwan za tol pejnm

Urdu funny Teacher and Student SMS Joke

Teacher :Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?
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Student:
Oxygen, chlorine, florine, bromeen,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, parveen & yasmeen!;

Wasi Shah Sad Poetry SMS Shayari On Tanhai

So jao tum apny khuwabo ma aaram se WASi

Ik main"Tanha" hi kaafi hoon is raat ka dil behlanay k liye..!

New best Sadar Zardari Funny SMS joke

Arab mulk mein
1 Japani
1 Indian aur
1 Pakistani ko
10 koron ki saza hue
Marney se pehle 1-1 wish pouchi gae
Japani: Meri peath per 1 takiya bandha Jaye
Indian: Meri peath per 2 takiye bandhey Jaein
Pakistani ko 2 wish mileen Q k woh muslim tha
Pakistani: Mujhe 500 koray marey Jaein woh B tail main bigho bigho ker
Arabi:
Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
Pakistani:
Dosuri wish B tou suno
Arabi: Batao?
Pakistani:
Meri peath pe zrdari ko bandha Jaye..:-P

Pathan or angrez Most funny SMS joke

Pathan or angrez 'AAM' ka rahy te.

ANGREZ se PTHAN K kapro par 'AAM'gir gaya.

ANGREZ:"Am sorry."

PATHAN:"AAM soray na wo,khula de sorai wa tabah she